GameSteak hopes to bring an unhealthy plate of game related fat to the overcrowded table. From reviews and news to comedy songs and unwanted views, we cook up a rare cut from the meat of gaming for the salivating gamer.
The GameSteak Rating Guide:
Blue – The Chef’s perfect cut.
Rare – Full of flavour. Worth the blood.
Medium – Edible, yet slightly over cooked with a hint of what could have been.
Well Done – Edible, but flavourless and hard to chew.
Very Well Done – Cooked, wasted and utter shite. Imposible to chew through without throwing up and contemplating suicide.